if he has abs he doesnt care about you
imma do some buzzed drunk yoga after i down this glass of Rosé
the way bravo producers cut from Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif’s epic Zing party to the announcement of their divorce was so shady
lying is so… desperate
I was working on something great… and then technology and time betrayed me… I had to wash it off
goooodnight
tea!!
you know I hated juno but Diablo Cody is really that bimch
I’m watching Young Adult now and the running theme is.. don’t be a desperate hoe! love yourself. stop keeping up with the jonses
just finished blackmirror: nosedive…. and honestly it’s exactly what I’ve been saying and preaching and saying