I put a lil chunk of tourmaline in the babies backpacks
“I would like for us to move to a future where we don’t have to fucking lie so much to eachother”
flight attendant: coffee or tea, your highness?
me: *looks out the window*
flight attendant: your highness?
me: *no answer*
flight attendant: coffee or tea, your highness?
me: *turns my head to face the flight attendant*
me: coffee.
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