jumex:

cstcrpt:

microtear:

jumex:

cstcrpt:

bodynegative:

gothblack:

jumex:

gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun

i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time……

But can they put it together sis

Literally wtf is a screwdriver

A cocktail

Samantha……

i just wanna say i’m honored to be a part of this post

This is the lady marmalade of our generation

fleetwoodbrak:

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk