I lost my virginity the night before hurricane irene made landfall in my area. I was desperate to get laid before my 20th birthday. there was a boy at the party i was at who had jameson in his backpack and was willing to share with me. i didnt feel like making the commute to his place. so after making out at the party, we made our way to the metro via georgetown. along the way we found a astroturf football field on one of those prep school campuses. he was a virgo.

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